The Germ

Victims Family The Germ Lyrics
1.3 Piece Loincloth

Creepy, college educated, straight-laced, middle class, got a
good
career and some great prospects, well respected in the
community,
he works for the Republicans, drives a late model white Miata or
something like that, anyway he's got the usual facade and at
night
he drives around and rapes and kills just for kicks.

He's a well-respected, self-righteous, upstanding, good person,
likes to be spanked while he's wearing a diaper, looking at the
world
from the fitieth floor, I wish you'd fucking jump, but you only
laugh
more. 'The world's my oyster, so ripe for the picking but I just
can't
live unless you're my victim.'

Oh he's such a handsome, neat well-groomed guy, perfect pecs
from the soloflex, likes to kill for anal sex, WHAT A FUCKING
SCUMBAG, such a nice happy slasher, 'Oh she wouldn't give her
love, so I had to kill her' he's a caveman in a three piece
loincloth suit, clothes make the man, what a charming young
brute.


2.Bad Karma

Sometimes I really amaze myself. Sometimes I do the stupidest
things. Bad Karma, Bad Karma's comin' around. Why do I act even
before I think?


3.Er What?

No more TV shows about your police I've had as much hatred as
I can take, I toss yer shit and I get stronger but I just can't
take it
any longer. No more movies about World War 3 with
commiejapstereotypepeople. Turn it up, turn it up a little bit
louder,
turn it off. No more uptightslimeballmotherfuckersnotnosedsonof
abitch. Get your life together fool, you got a bug up yer ass er
what?


4.I'm Such A Jerk

A little wall grows all around me. Some more defenses to
surround
me. A wall between the world and me, but that won't work. But I
won't break it down because I'm such a jerk.

I love my antisocial neuroses. I'm ranting while I'm picking up
posies. And
when things don't go my way you know I get so irked but I won't
apologize because I'm such a jerk.

I'll stamp my foot and put my foot down, as long as I can see
you
put down. And I'll hold my breath until I'm turning blue, 'cause
I just wanna be so much more right than you.

So sorry this brain is out of order. But it won't give you back
your
quarter. Because everything it learned was just a pack of lies
to
reinforce cliched beliefs and sterotypes.


5.Insidious

Just when you thought it was safe to open your eyes the ozone's
depleted. Just when you thought it was safe to breathe the
oxygen's
polluted. Just when you thought it was safe to drink the water's
contaminated. Just when you thought it was safe to eat the
food's
irradiated. Just when you thought it was safe to think your
thoughts
have been invaded. Just when you thought it was safe to fuck
your
diseases are mutated. Turn on the radio, audio vomit, sweetened
to taste and whipped cream on it. Spoonful of sugar makes the
medicine go down, jut turns my stomach when I hear that sound.
TV's on and the brain goes off, you know it's dangerous to think
for
yourself, we've made a nation of illiterate bodybuilders, phone
sex
Junkies, soap opera voyeurs. She throws up her lunch 'cause
she's
so insecure 'cause everything she sees makes her so unsure,
wondering if she's skinny enough to be beautiful, gotta be a
beanpole just to be desirable, get a tummy tuck and a nose job
too,
just to make sure she's pretty enough for you. I don't know man,
it's
all just so hideous, what makes this goddamned empty culture's
brainwash so insidious? Just when you thought it was safe to be
buried your remains have been cremated. Just when you thought
it was safe to be free your rights are decimated. Just when you
thought it was safe to live you're dead


6.Instant Gratification

Instant gratification, just add water.
Instant gratification, bring it to boil.
I want it now, all of it, every last single solitary bit.
Instant gratification isn't quick enough.
mind you

After inventing the fire and the wheel, mankind neede something
else to steal. Fire and wheel fused together as one, come on
people
lets go have some fun. The sun won't shine 'cause the sky turned
gray, and nothing seems to grow in the acid rain, the river's
gone
dead bit I couldn't care less, 'cause the spoiled little boy
won't
clean up his mess. Millions of years went by covered by shifting
sands, dinosaurs decomposed, dinosaurs lay there froze, in the
earth that they once ruled, the turned into fossil fuel,
consumed
by the fossil fools, I'm starting to learn about nature's rules.
Are we
to believe the remains we'll leave will become fossil fuel for
some
new fossil fools?


7.I Pissed On A Tree

I pissed on a tree, I put up a flag for all the world to see.
I discovered this place all by myself and now it belongs to me.
And then I put up a wall and a barbed wire fence to keep all of
you
out. And then I bought myself a gun, yes I bought myself a gun
to
keep all of you out.

I own this thing it belongs to me and nothing stands in my way.
'Cause I'm gonna fight and I'm gonna die for all the things that
I own.
The crue lies under the sand the fish that swim in the sea all
belong
to me. The beaches were made for my leisure, the people all work
for my pleasure they belong to me.


8.Lack Of Interest

Due to a lack of interest and a lack of difference between the
rival
parties all elections have been suspended. And that's the news,
war
is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, god bless
you,
good night.


9.My Evil Twin

Jealousy is my evil twin, he looks like me and I look like him,
I see
his face in the mirror as the day begins, needles and pins. Envy
is
my middle name as long as I've got someone else to blame for all
my problems, it's such a shame, ain't it a shame? Well I sat
around
and thought about how it used to be, you and me, you and me, but
I couldn't think of a goddamned thing to say about you and me,
you
and me. Anger is my closest friend he's always been my means to
an end, my unjust cause he'll defend upon my friend anger I can
depend because everything I see tends to make me angry,
everything I see tends to make me angry, and everything I see
turns
my rage to jealousy, and everything I see turns my rage to
jealousy.
Well jealousy is my evil twin he looks like me and I look like
him I see
his face in the mirror as the day begins, needles and pins,
needles
and pins, because now he's talking to my girlfriend, now he's
talking
to my girlfriend, so now I'm gonna have to kick his face in, now
I'm
gonna have to kick his face in, for all his sins, for all his
sins, for all
his sins, for all my sins, my evil twin, my evil twin, my evil
twin, my
evil twin is me.


10.New World Hors D'oeuvre

'God speaks English and ignores the cries of Baghdad's babies.'
'The enemy is a dog that doesn't know he's foaming at the mouth
with rabies.' They're back again (as if they ever went away)
with
their flags a-waiving, and their flags a-waiving (did I mention
their
flags a-waiving?) and their bloodlust craving and 'the world
we're
saving, saving then from brazen immoral conflagration, we're the
United Nations here to bring you inflation and WAR!, oh just
once
more for the new world order.'

'We're serving up hors d'oeuvres you know we got a lot of nerve
when we got millions out of work and we need something that will
perk up some new growth in the economy is worth all of the
atrocity,
all of the hypocrisy, all of the stupidity and CHRIST! they'll
pay the
price, for not being so nice we'll kill 'em off like lice or
rice or
anything that rhymes with Vanilla Ice.'

'We're spoonfeeding the press so they'll ignore our great big
mess
and it won't worry ir depress the population it's a test of our
new
power in the media and our brand new immediate immaculate
expedient, bloodless war for greedy fucking PIGS! with their oil
rigs,
who bomb little kids, for their profit grids, in bucks and
quids.'


11.The Germ

I've got a germ inside of my soul and a Nazi inside of my head
and
there's nothing you can do. I've got a brain that's ready to
snap and
I'll turn around and stab your you know that it's true. Because
every
time you look the other way I'm stealing all your feelings away,
so
what you gonna do? And every time I come out to play I'm taking
all
your toys away, so what you gonna do. I am void; empty, except
for the germ I'll never learn so fuck you.

You know I'm a contagious freak, spread disease whenever I
speak.
Yes, I'm thinking that your pretty naive because everything I
say you
believe and I'm lying through my teeth. Yes, you'll wind up
playing
the fool and I'll be thinking that I'm Mr. Cool so what you
gonna do.
I feel nothing but want everything polluted and sick like me.
I've got
the germ, I've got the germ, I've got the germ, wipe out the
germ.


12.Vinnie + 1

She's never lonely when she's alone, one-sided talking but she's
not
on the phone, kicking and screaming like she's fighting for her
life,
but there's no crazy killer coming at her with a knife. Playing
the
radio to cover the screams, listen to the girl come apart at the
seams, how many people trapped inside of she? caught back in
childhood fantasy, but being a kid ain't all fun and games, the
ones
that did it to her hear her nameing the names. I feel sorry for
the girl
next door, but I'm not in love with the girl next door.


13.Who Needs It?

Who needs freedom? I've got security and they know what's best
for me. Who needs freedom? I've got property, I buy and sell
pieces
of me. I've got a closet full of shit and some locks on my door.
I've
got bars on the windows and alarms on my car so... Who needs
free
speech? I've got no opinions, except what I've been told.
Who needs free press? Objectivity doesn't exist.
Because the newspapers gotta pay the bills too man.
There's just no sense in rocking the boat.
You've got to learn to love all the garbage they feed you.
But who cares what your fed when it's forced down your throat.
Who needs freedom? I've got security, locked in a prison I can't
even
see. Who needs freedom? I've got property, I buy and sell pieces
of me.
Freedom! Who needs it?
Freedom! Who needs it?


14.Mind You


15.Baklava


16.Fuck Richard Up


17.Bogus Track